Yo Kanye

Because Kanye West has ADHD he just can't keep himself from grabbing mics and letting the world know what he thinks...

Kanye had to grab the mic, he was getting pissed at the crasher squirrel appearing in tons of photos than him.

20 Snappy Replies to the Comment, “Uy, tumataba ka ata”

just reblogged this article from Lourd Ernest de Veyra (click for the original post)

So in the spirit of fighting fire with fire, we present 20 snappy retorts to that evil phrase “Uy, tumataba ka ‘ata.”

1. “Bagong promo ng Belo Clinic.”
2. “Hindi, baby fat lang ‘yan.”
3. “Nagsarado kasi yung Fitness First sa amin.”
4. “A sure consequence of increasing personal wealth kasi yan. Ikaw mukha ka pa ring dukha.”
5. “That’s because I’m joining The Biggest Loser.”
6. Rep has auditions for Falstaff.
7. “Maganda nga abs mo, pero bobo ka pa rin.”
8. “I know you meant no malice, but you have no idea how much you hurt my feelings.”
9. “Fifty percent off on Thai Jasmine rice at Hi-Top Supermarket!”
10. ‘Ever heard of the East Beach Diet?”
11. Alam mo, sabi dati ni Roland Barthes, “Steak is part of the same sanguine mythology as wine. It is the heart of meat, it is meat in its pure state; and whoever partakes of it assimilates a bull-like strength. The prestige of steak evidently derives from quasi-rawness. In it, blood is visible, natural, dense, at once compact and sectile… To eat steak therefore represents both a nature and morality.”
12. “I mean, that’s just your opinion, man.”—Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski
13. “Bakit ikaw mukha kang floorwax?”
14. “Nagbasa ako ng Preview. Yan daw ang uso in the next six months.”
15. “Which is why I’ve been taking Xenical. And I’ve got this nice, moist feeling inside my pants.”
16. “Idol ko si Ate Shawee.”
17. “Ah, but the curve is the most beautiful of all the lines.”
18. “May sale kasi sa Tubby.”
19. “Does the phrase ‘Dove Beauty’ mean anything to you?”
20. “Tangina mo rin.”

here's my own retort...

I know. We have a huge mirror at home. Kaw ba't dumami pimples mo?

that squirrel

I'm sure you're all familiar with this famous photo of a couple on vacation. What made it famous is that furry cute little squirrel who's a bit of a camwhore (obviously). But you probably didn't know that this little critter has been everywhere...

with a model...

And another model...

On the set of Across the Universe..

With Buzz Aldrin on the moon...

With Pres. Obama

And of course if Obama has a photo with the squirrel our very own would want one too.

Ever wondered why the dogs on Pixar's Up were going crazy over a squirrel? Well this was the squirrel they were all looking for..

why, hes even been hanging out in Tristan Tales. Probably wondering when he could steal a scene from the Boy Diva himself...

he's been with Scarlett, that sexy i'll kick-your-ass woman in GI Joe .....

and, and.. oh damn! those GI Joe jocks got him.... well that looks like the end for our cam loving squirrel.

P.S No animals were hurt during the making of this blog.

Yes it's true(?)

And so it says. It is true, the Jollibeer is coming.
Kinda hard to believe, (actually I won't believe it till i'm holding one)
(Don't ask where this is, I have no idea) =)

introducing: the Jollibeer =)

One "Happy Meal"please =)

uh really now...

Walk down the aisle

WATCH



I wonder if they'll allow this here? This is fun and i'm tempted of doing this too. Weeeeee lol